So let me get this straight, Toronto is not fun because it lacks arcades? Your perception of Toronto is a wee bit off and seeing as I have a bit of time before my lawn bowling session, let's look at this post through a magnifying glass.
"They toke a city from the 90s of fun"...a wee bit lost so I won't address that.
"They removed the nightclubs."...No they didn't. Have you checked out Cabana (a bit pretentious, I'll agree) but what about something like The Ossington, Revival, heck even Aria. Night clubs operate for 2 nights a week, sometimes three and must keep up with high rent. So when a nightclub fails it is due to the fact the business is a tough one to get into and most fail miserably. Obtaining a liquor license is difficult and keeping a liquor license is even a tougher task.
Muzik still exists and is frequented by the elite members of Toronto. Rob Ford and Justin Bieber love Muzik, seems like a perfect place for you to enjoy.
"No one-there."...I'll assume you meant "no wonder." Did you know that Toronto has free ESL Classes. This might help you out sir:
http://www.tdsb.on.ca/AdultLearners/LearnEnglish/ESLPrograms.aspx (if you're visiting Canada you pay a beautiful price of $7/hr)
Yes, the cops of Toronto don't have the best reputation but perhaps you'd like to live somewhere else. Yukon might fit you better, or even an elegant metropolitan like Grand Prairie, Alberta.
"Mentalist people, men hating females." I'm not sure what this means, perhaps those ESL classes would fit you well sir.
Anyways I'd like to talk about this further but Lawn Bowling is about to begin, have a wonderful day and stay away from "mentalist" people, they sound a wee bit scary.
